Saturday, October 18, 2025

The MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book is now available!

Yes, I know, I didn't get a post up yesterday. I'm going to claim that it was because I was waiting to announce this, and not because a) I've been sick with a head cold since Wednesday and/or b) I'm in the middle of a cybersecurity competition. Anyway, here is an important announcement! To quote Eric Lis, Emperor of the Aerican Empire and chair of MicroCon 2025:

"The MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book is now available for purchase on Amazon. Links to Amazon US and Amazon Canada are below but it should be available in your regional shop. To make it as accessible as possible, the price has been set to the lowest possible point; I will not earn so much as a penny from book sales.

If you don't want to pay for the physical book, or if you want to see what it looks like before you buy, here's the complete pdf version, absolutely free." (Google Drive Link)

Amazon US link

Amazon Canada link

The MicroCon 2025 Logo from the Facebook group


Tuesday, October 14, 2025

After-action Report - Operation: Pole Dance

I previously discussed Op Pole Dance here.

USS Hammer of George departed home port at approximately 0947 (all times local).

Rendezvous with press corps was made just before 1000, followed by departure for Niagara Falls.

Arrived at Niagara Falls approximately 1145, linked up with other Slabovian Navel units as well as the representatives of the Aerican Empire and Westarctica at checkpoint "Rainforest Cafe".

But first, lunch!

After lunch, all personnel relocated to the roof of the Sheraton Fallsview Hotel for a ceremony marking the mutual signing of the West Who Space Treaty by all three micronations.

Signatories signed their signatures significantly

Signed, sealed, and delivered!

I also took the opportunity to present Grand Duke Travis of Westarctica with a ceremonial field baton or swagger stick:
This stick floats! (It wood.)

Next, Slabovia's personnel assisted in the transfer of the flag poles from the Aerican Empire PMV (personal motor vehicle) to Westarctica's PMV:

Unloading the poles

Reloading the poles

Ensuring the load is secure

After that, all personnel relocated to the local mini-golf course for some much-needed R&R:


Finally, after a brief walking tour of the Falls area, we all retired to the Hard Rock Cafe, where the wait staff kindly provided us with a private room for our dining experience.

After supper, all representatives split up, and the USS Hammer of George headed for home, dropping the press corps off on the way. Arrival at home port at approximately 2200 local time.



Friday, October 10, 2025

Finally, a throne!

I've previously documented my search for a suitable throne. Today, I'm happy to reveal that I've found one! While rummaging through the local charity store, I found a wonderful medieval-looking chair:

The new throne of Slabovia

That won't be its final resting place - in that picture, it's blocking access to the basement stairs (on the left) AND the downstairs bathroom (on the right). I'm also still contemplating potential modifications to make it more "royal". And, of course, if I find an even better throne at some point in the future, then so be it.

But, for now, We have Our throne. 👑


Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Making your life more royal (part six of a series) - Serve your guests like a royal

Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regular series of postings about bringing the castles of Europe to you, sort of. Similar to the "Gothic Homemaking" series of videos that were put out by Aurelio Voltaire (over on YouTube), this will be a recurring series on how to make your own life, well, a bit more royal.

Part one of this series can be found here. Part two of this series can be found here. Part three is here. Part four is here. And, of course, part five is here.

Setting a royal table (as briefly discussed in part five) is one thing, but you can't serve blue-box-brand macaroni and cheese to royalty. Well, you CAN, if you're the king/queen, and it would certainly be memorable, but maybe not in the way you'd hope.

Royal banquets are usually in the format of a "full-course meal". In modern society, these are typically either three or five courses.

A three-course meal consists of:

  • Starter or salad
  • Main course
  • Dessert
A five-course meal consists of:
  • Hors d'oeuvres
  • Soup
  • A fish/seafood course
  • A main entrĂ©e (such as a roast with sides)
  • Dessert
Emily Post [Wikipedia] recommended a seven-course meal:
  • cold hors-d'oeuvres
  • soup
  • fish
  • entrĂ©e (meaning a main, unlike Charles Ranhofer's menu below)
  • roast
  • salad
  • dessert (followed by after-dinner coffee)
Of course, if you want to go over-the-top, you can follow the 14-course menu of Charles Ranhofer [Wikipedia]:

  • Oysters
  • 2 Soups
  • Side dishes, hot and cold
  • 2 fish and potatoes
  • 1 relevĂ© or remove (i.e. a light roast, such as lamb) with vegetables
  • First entrĂ©e with vegetables (Note that entrĂ©e here does not mean a main dish; it means "entrance" and implies a lighter starter dish such as a goat-cheese salad or escargots the use of entrĂ©e to mean a main dish is a uniquely American phenomenon)
  • Second entrĂ©e with vegetables
  • Third entrĂ©e with vegetables
  • Punch
  • 1 or 2 roast meats
  • 1 or 2 cold dishes with salad
  • 1 hot sweet dessert
  • 1 or 2 cold sweet desserts
  • 1 or 2 ices, plus the last dessert [fruit, served with the ices]
Regardless of the number of courses, service can be "Ă  la française" or "Ă  la russe". Service "Ă  la russe" is probably what you picture when you think about, for example, Downton Abbey - each course is brought to the table separately, and served individually to each guest. Hopefully, you have a large staff for that! Service "Ă  la française", on the other hand, means that the individual courses above are grouped together (often into three groups: first, any potages + hors d’Ɠuvres + entrĂ©es + relevĂ©s, then all roasts + salads + entremets, and finally the desserts. However, the individual items are still eaten in the "correct order" according to classical dining, so (for example), during the first course you'd eat the potage, then the hors d'oeuvres, then the entrĂ©es and finally the relevĂ©s. Unless you're sure that your guests are up on their table service manners, service "Ă  la russe" is probably the way to go.

As for what to make for these various courses, there are literally thousands of recipe websites and cookbooks out there. The only advice I can provide is this: the more courses you're serving, the lighter each course should be. If you're having someone sit through fourteen courses, you probably shouldn't be serving big plates of pasta. Oh, and test every recipe before the day of the banquet! There's nothing worse than having your recipe flop when your guests are waiting at the table!

And, if all else fails, there's always pizza delivery.

The desserts we served at MicroCon 2019
(They were sponsored by Westarctica, hence the flag)


Friday, October 3, 2025

Storing medals and awards

If you follow me over on Instagram, you'll already have seen part of this, as one of my "MEDALS Monday" posts. And if you don't follow me on Instagram, maybe you should start? 😀

Today, I want to talk about storing your awards and decorations. It's tempting to put them in a display case, like the ones I use to exhibit the MEDALS archive at MicroCon:

MEDALS display at MicroCon 2025

However, I strongly recommend against storing them this way for extended periods - while it looks nice, it does expose the awards to light, and strong sunlight can cause the ribbons to fade over time. Additionally, if the cabinets aren't locked, anyone viewing them might be tempted to open them and pick up the awards, getting grease/oil/dirt from their fingers on the awards.

The MEDALS archive "permanent collection" (anything donated to the archive) is stored in labeled padded envelopes, which are themselves stored in plastic "ammo cans", as seen below. (Both the labels on the envelopes and the identifying stickers on the ammo cans were custom-printed for me.) Storing them this way allows me to transport the collection for display elsewhere, and labeling the envelopes is essential to be able to find the right award quickly.

The permanent collection of the MEDALS archive

My personal awards, both the Slabovian ones and those given to me by other micronations, are stored in a set of "artist supply chests", originally sold on Amazon for artists to store their paint brushes. I like these because each award has its own divided section within a drawer.

My personal collection of micronational awards

Storing these awards in a safe and secure manner helps to maintain their integrity and beauty.

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Weird hobbies and royalty

It seems to be a truism that royalty needs to pursue what are seen by the world as "weird hobbies". King Charles III, for instance, played polo and was a big proponent of British architectural heritage, while his mother, Queen Elizabeth II, loved her pet corgis.

Not to be outdone, I have a few "weird hobbies" as well. For one, I have what may actually be the largest privately held collection of absinthes in Canada - I did an inventory the other day, and I currently have 44 (yes, forty four) different kinds/brands of absinthe. And no, it doesn't drive you mad. I think? I first developed a taste for absinthe when I was in South Africa in 2004 for work, and managed to pick up a number of bottles during trips to Europe over the next few years (this was right after the ban had been lifted). These days, most of my absinthes seem to come from Quebec or the odd trip to the USA, although I recently received a bottle from Strathcona Spirits Distillery.

I also have a small collection of pocket watches - which I wear. If an occasion demands "jacket and tie", then I usually wear a vest under the jacket, and a pocket watch on a fob chain.

I also have a very large collection of Lego - so much so that I'm turning the basement into a "Lego room".

Finally, I used to collect dragons (mostly pewter figurines), but I seem to have gotten out of that over the years. I've since sent a couple of dragons (a stuffed one and a pin) to President Zar Antonov of Obscurium, and I may send him more dragons from my collection in the future.

So, what's your weird hobby or affectation?

An older picture of my absinthe collection from many years ago.
I probably still have about half of these, plus many new ones.


Friday, September 26, 2025

Operation Pole Dance

 MicroCon, as we've discussed before, is hosted every two years, always in a different city. The 2025 iteration of MicroCon was in Montreal, QC, and the 2027 event is going to be in San Diego, CA. This presents a logistical challenge even beyond the obvious "How am I getting there?" Specifically, there is the problem of the flag poles.

If you've seen pictures from the recent MicroCon events, you'll have noticed the row of flags behind the podium, each hanging from a flag pole. Well, those flag poles are owned (sort of) by MicroCon, and they are transferred from host city to host city. Now, these are fairly heavy items and there's a lot of them, so shipping via a courier company (or even postal service) would be prohibitively expensive. 

To ship them from Joliet, IL (host city for MicroCon 2023) to Montreal, Operation Pole Vault was conceived and initiated. In that exercise, Queen Carolyn of Ladonia (the host nation for MicroCon 2023) brought the poles into Canada, where she was met by a unit of the Slabovian Navey led by our chancellor, Rankin, and they took possession of the poles. They then moved the poles to Eastern Ontario, where they were met by representatives of the Aerican Empire who received the poles for the event.

Now, the poles need to move westward.

Phase one of that move, which we have dubbed Operation Pole Dance, will occur over Thanksgiving weekend. The Aerican Empire will bring the poles into Ontario for a rendezvous with an element from Westarctica, and Slabovia will provide security for the exchange. The Westarctican contingent will convey the poles back into the USA, and arrange for the next leg of the journey.

NOTE: The exact time, date, and place of the meeting have been purposely left vague for security purposes.

The flag poles (with flags) behind the podium at
MicroCon 2023, Joliet, IL, USA