Tuesday, March 31, 2026

The First Slabovian Crown Jewel?

Long time readers of this blog might recall that 2024 was a double jubilee year for Slabovia, marking both its 40th year of existence and my 25th year as its ruler. To mark the occasion, during that year I acquired this ring which symbolizes both my own 25th jubilee (via the silver making up the ring itself, since silver is a traditional 25th anniversary gift) and Slabovia's 40th jubilee (by way of the ruby, which is traditionally the material that marks a 40th anniversary).

Excuse the cat hair - the royal mouser sheds EVERYWHERE

We are still planning other official crown jewels, including a crown, a scepter, and an orb, but this piece marks the start of the collection!

Friday, March 27, 2026

Five Reasons NOT to Start Your Own Micronation

 I previously posted "Ten Reasons You Should Start Your Own Micronation". So, to be fair, here are five reasons you should not start your own micronation:

5. You're happy with things the way they are. You think the government is doing a fine job, and have no reason to wish things were run better or differently.

4. You think it's silly, dumb, or immature. But maybe you could ask questions before judging?

3. You have absolutely zero free time or money, ever. That's actually very sad.

2. You don't want to make new friends. That's also very sad, in a different way.

1. You're a very boring person with zero creativity. Speaking of sad, that might be the saddest of all... 

Picture for the Algorithm



Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Ten Reasons You Should Start Your Own Micronation

 From the home office, here are ten reasons you should start your own micronation!

10. You have a lot of creative ideas. Micronations offer many opportunities for creativity!

9. You want to make new friends. The micronational community is large and very friendly!

8. You're a "political science geek". Micronations allow you to simulate various forms of government to "see what would happen".

7. You need a conversation-starter. There's nothing like "Well, actually, I'm a king/prince/duke" to get people's attention!

6. It's good practice for the seemingly-inevitable "balkanization" of society. (I wish I was kidding...)

5. You feel the need for more pageantry in your life. A little pomp and circumstance, so to speak. (But also see my series on "Making your life more royal")

4. You're quite sure you know how to run things better than those idiots in [insert name of capital city here]. So prove it!

3. You have too much money. Seriously, this can get rather expensive!

2. It can be a lot of fun! (Although there's also way too much drama sometimes...)

1. Because you want to. And in a modern society, that might just be the best reason of all!

EDIT: Bonus reason! Because as a ruler you're a fons honorum which means you can bestow royal titles on your friends and family!

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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Happy Declaration Day to Obscurium!

 I first met Zar Antonov, the President of Obscurium, in 2019 at MicroCon (yes, the one we hosted in Hamilton). He's a very interesting sort of person, and some of his ideas have inspired some of my own ideas, as often happens in the micronational community. And so, it is with the utmost respect and pride that I congratulate both Obscurium and President Antonov on their eight "Declaration Day", and I wish them many more to follow!

The flag of Obscurium
(Source: MicroWiki)