Micronational militaries?

My thoughts on "micronational war" (being a very silly concept) are, I think, well known.

And, as documented here recently, I don't think micronations really need "intelligence agencies".

Thus, it might surprise some to learn that (with certain caveats) I think that a micronation should consider having a military!

I'll precede the rest of this with a pair of caveats: first, as I've discussed before, you want to beware of "stolen valour" (or valor, for the Americans) accusations, so avoid using any real-world uniforms or insignia. And, second, I will remind you again that micronational war is a silly idea, and therefore you certainly shouldn't be running around in the woods playing "silly bugger" and risk being mistaken for a "militia".

With that out of the way, yes, I think your micronation (if large enough) should consider having a military. Why? Well, for several reasons, actually!

First, with a military you generally get uniforms, and having several people representing your micronation all wearing the same uniform establishes a "look" that (in my opinion) heightens the apparent professionalism.

Slabovian Navel officers (plus the queen-consort) at MicroCon 2025

Second, having that body of uniforms to draw on can be handy to provide a visible presence. For example, we had a number of Slabovian navel (sic) officers on hand for MicroCon 2019, as well as providing a uniformed presence for the treaty signing and transfer of equipment for Operation Pole Dance in October.

A few of our Navel officers "hamming it up"
with Grand Duke Travis of Westarctica at MicroCon 2019

Slabovian Navel personnel provide security for the signing of the
Micronational Space Cooperation Treaty from West Who

Third, within the context of Slabovia, we often portray group outings, camping trips, and road trips as military missions, building the nation's history and backstory as well as strengthening our friendships within the nation.

Additionally, depending on the circumstances of your micronation, your military can also form the core of an emergency response plan in the event of natural disasters, etc.

Just remember that these are volunteers; you shouldn't be ordering them around as a dictator or you'll quickly find you have fewer citizens (and possibly fewer friends).